SPECIAL BULLETIN: Today is World Goth Day. If you are suffering from Goth, ask your doctor if Prozac is right for you…
“Consider how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of them are stupider than that ” - GeorgeCarlin…
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TODAY IN HISTORY: On this day in 2003, George W. Bush gave his “Mission Accomplished” speech. Unfortunately, the mission was lying America into the war in Iraq…
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THIS DAY IN INTERNET HISTORY: On this day in 2005, YouTube was launched. Before this, nobody gave a crap about your stupid cat…
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ACCORDING TO REPUBLICANS: The lives of your kids just aren’t as important as the right of a psychopath to own a gun…
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BREAKING NEWS: Guns don’t kill people. Senate Republicans who voted down background checks & mental health screenings kill people…
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When life hands you lemons, stop voting for Republicans…
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THE MOST AWESOME APRIL FOOL’S PRANK EVER: “Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction.” - Dick Cheney
FUN FACT: Good Friday quickly turns into Great Friday when you smoke a little weed and hit the In-N-Out Burger…
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BREAKING NEWS: Jay Leno to leave “The Tonight Show” so that he can spend more time being annoying and unfunny with his family…
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SPECIAL BULLETIN: On this 10th Anniversary of the War in Iraq, lets take a moment to honor chicken-hawks George W. Bush and Dick Cheney who started the Iraq War without ever fighting in a war…
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NEW POLL: 52% of Republicans think Obama is a Socialist but don’t know what a Socialist is or how to calculate 52%…
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ACCORDING TO ANTONIN SCALIA: “Why can’t we just go back to the days when blacks couldn’t vote and The Koch Brothers paid off The Supreme Court?”…
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TODAY’S FOX NEWS 5 DAY FORECAST: Lies, Lies, Lies, Lies and Lies with a good chance of scattered Hate…
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