On this day in 1946, George W. Bush was born. For his birthday, We’re sending George a book. It’s called “My Pet Goat.”…

COMING UP ON FOX NEWS: A round-table of Sarah Palin, Miss Utah, Honey Boo Boo, and SpongeBob SquarePants will discuss Republican election strategy,the NSA spying scandal, trans-vaginal ultrasounds and stupid-head poopy-pants liberals…

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: N.J. Gov. Chris Christie: For blowing $24,000,000 on a “special” election just 3 weeks before his own “regular” election to keep “black” Democrats away from the polls…

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: N.J. Gov. Chris Christie: For blowing $24,000,000 on a “special” election just 3 weeks before his own “regular” election to keep “black” Democrats away from the polls…

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SPECIAL BULLETIN: Today is World Goth Day. If you are suffering from Goth, ask your doctor if Prozac is right for you…

SPECIAL BULLETIN: Today is World Goth Day. If you are suffering from Goth, ask your doctor if Prozac is right for you…

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TODAY IN HISTORY: On this day in 2003, George W. Bush gave his “Mission Accomplished” speech. Unfortunately, the mission was lying America into the war in Iraq…

TODAY IN HISTORY: On this day in 2003, George W. Bush gave his “Mission Accomplished” speech. Unfortunately, the mission was lying America into the war in Iraq…

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THIS DAY IN INTERNET HISTORY: On this day in 2005, YouTube was launched. Before this, nobody gave a crap about your stupid cat…

THIS DAY IN INTERNET HISTORY: On this day in 2005, YouTube was launched. Before this, nobody gave a crap about your stupid cat…

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BREAKING NEWS: Guns don’t kill people. Senate Republicans who voted down background checks & mental health screenings kill people…

BREAKING NEWS: Guns don’t kill people. Senate Republicans who voted down background checks & mental health screenings kill people…

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FUN FACT: Good Friday quickly turns into Great Friday when you smoke a little weed and hit the In-N-Out Burger…

FUN FACT: Good Friday quickly turns into Great Friday when you smoke a little weed and hit the In-N-Out Burger…

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