September 2011
139 posts
6 Laws You've Broken Without Even Realizing It →
None of us can claim with a straight face that we’ve never done anything illegal, be it speeding, drunkenly stealing a shrink-wrapped pickle from a bowling alley or hunting the homeless for sport. But on the whole, we’re upstanding citizens. After all, it’s not like we’re out there breaking the law on a daily basis.
Wanna bet? Because all of the stuff below is illegal...
Bad Analogies
The sun rose over the horizon like a great big radioactive baby’s head with a bad sunburn, but then again it might just have been that Lisa was always cranky this early in the morning.
Jane was toast, and not the light buttery kind, nay, she was the kind that’s been charred and blackened in the bottom of the toaster and has to be thrown a away because no matter how much of the...
God: Human Body Not Designed To Play Football →
THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH—The Lord our God, Divine Creator and Ruler of the Universe, made a statement Thursday in which He condemned the practice of human beings playing football, proclaiming He had never intended the body to suffer such punishment.
“O my children, I implore you, look deeply into your hearts, your minds, your extremely fragile and complicated knees—in fact every...
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Cops Accused Of Eating Man’s Pot Brownies, Bragging About It
Two Houston police officers could be asking “dude, where’s my credibility?” after a suspect accused them of eating his pot brownies.
Nicholas Hill, 19, claims that Houston cops took his brownies, that they knew were laced with marijuana, and munched away after arresting the teen for pot possession.
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“Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.”
– Lily Tomlin
Viewers of Fox News More Likely To Be Misinformed... →
Back in 2003, the University of Maryland’s Program on International Policy Attitudes conducted a survey on public knowledge of terrorism and the then-recently launched Iraq war. The report found that “[t]hose who receive most of their news from Fox News are more likely than average to have misperceptions” about these issues of grave national importance. And the difference was...
Republican Tea Party Nut-Jobs need a history... →
GOP spin-meisters have identified “class warfare” as the go-to phrase when criticizing President Obama’s proposals to raise taxes on wealthy Americans (er, “job creators”). After mostly ignoring such attacks, the president is now on the offensive. On Monday night, laying out his deficit-reduction plans, which include ending the Bush tax cuts for wealthy families and...
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‘The Daily Show’: Lewis Black Defends Chaz Bono, Apple Juice and ROCKS THE HOUSE !!!!!
When Lewis Black does his “Back In Black” segment on “The Daily Show,” you can always count on him to boil society’s collective outrage down to a humorous five-minute segment. On Thursday night, he did just that, taking on the latest “threats” to...
The Daily Shit News - Unusually Odd Factoid Of The...
Bank robber “Pretty Boy” Floyd was known for destroying mortgage papers on heists, freeing hundreds of people from property debt.
Ann Coulter Is NOT An Evil Bloodthirsty Psycho...
ONE TROY DAVIS FLAME-BROILED, PLEASE →
I just do not get the misanthropy of Ann Coulter — it one thing to be a fervent believer in the death penalty (though I do not understand Christians who brand themselves “pro-life” advocating for it), but this is just spurting of pure hatred.
And, more troubling, is the presence of a large number of fans, that put her on the bestseller lists, and amongst them many who call themselves...
“Troy Davis was convicted of killing a police officer. The only evidence...”
– Paul Craig Roberts
“I will never think of America the same way after the Bush-Cheney administration....”
– Andrew Sullivan
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Report: Majority Of Baseball Players Swallow Up To... →
WASHINGTON—A report released Monday by the National Sleep Foundation revealed that most Major League Baseball players swallow as many as six baseballs per year while sleeping. “As baseball players, they tend to be around baseballs more often, so it’s only natural that they come in oral contact with them while sleeping, swallowing more of them than the average person,” said sleep expert...
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Jon Stewart Mocks “Bozo” Bill O’Reilly And The Other ‘Helpless’ Millionaires Who Say Obama Is Starting Class Warfare
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Frank Rich To Rachel Maddow On Troy Davis: ‘This Is On America’s Soul’
Rachel Maddow and columnist Frank Rich spoke strongly against the death penalty on Maddow’s Wednesday show.
Maddow was covering the execution of Troy Davis, who was killed by the state of Georgia on Wednesday night, even as an unprecedented public campaign from every corner of the political world...
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Keith Olbermann Begs Bill O’Reilly To Quit Over Taxes
Keith Olbermann begged Bill O’Reilly to carry out his threat to quit his show if his taxes are raised.
Olbermann used his Wednesday “Worst Persons” segment to highlight what he called a “festival” of outsized O’Reilly behavior this week. First, there was O’Reilly’s statement that he...
Michelle Malkin, Alec Baldwin Get Into Vicious... →
Alec Baldwin and conservative blogger Michelle Malkin are embroiled in an ugly Twitter feud over theexecution of Troy Davis.
Baldwin had been posting many tweets opposing the execution, which was carried out on Wednesday night. Malkin wrote a tweet mocking Baldwin, saying, “Waiting for Hollyweirdo @alecbaldwin ‘s ‘I am Troy Davis’ tweet…”
That’s when...
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Basic Etiquette for Working in a Coffee Shop →
Social site Mashable brings up a good etiquette topic: Working in coffee shops without being annoying. Whether you’re just checking emails quickly, using it as an office to work on your time-travel screenplay, or somewhere in-between, there are not real written rules to guide your behavior.
So what should you do to use their facilities guilt-free?
Here’s a rough guideline of dos...
“Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to...”
– Samuel L. Jackson
Epic Tweets - The Emmy Awards, Palestine, and...
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Woman Forced to Remove Pothead T-Shirt at... →
A Nebraska Cannabis Coalition activist who was attending Willie Nelson’s concert at the Nebraska State Fair was told by state troopers that she couldn’t wear her “Don’t Panic, It’s Organic” t-shirt because of a vague “fair policy” that doesn’t even prohibit pot-themed t-shirts. Or pot-themed musicians, apparently!
Nelson, a...
The Daily Shit News - Unusually Odd Factoid Of The...
In 1939, Hitler’s nephew wrote an article called “Why I Hate My Uncle.” He came to the US, served in the Navy, and settled on Long Island.
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