According to Mitt Romney, corporations are people. If that is true, can you legally marry Starbucks?…
BREAKING NEWS: Mitt Romney believes gays should have the right to join country clubs…
In a related story, Rick Santorum joins a country club…
In a parallel universe, Rush Limbaugh is a feminist, Mitt Romney is not a detestable douchebag, and Fox News reports actual facts and genuine news…
UPDATE: Recent high school graduate Justin Bieber voted “Most Likely To Receive A Greasy Barbarino From An Urban Cowboy”…
Awesome Photo Art Courtesy of Justin
Now that Romney has the nomination sewn up, it’s time for Republicans to put aside their differences and get back to basics. Fear mongering and shilling for corporations…
Awesome Art Courtesy Of Mario Piperni
“One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad”…
—- Sheldon Cooper
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Awesome Art Courtesy Of Brad Phillips
Like they say; “You’re Only Human”. Unless you’re Mitt Romney, in which case, you’re a soulless robot…
I guess some of this mad right-wing love comes from the idea that in America, anyone can become a Rich Guy if he just works hard and saves his pennies. Mitt Romney has said, in effect, “I’m rich and I don’t apologize for it.” Nobody wants you to, Mitt. What some of us want—those who aren’t blinded by a lot of bullshit persiflage thrown up to mask the idea that rich folks want to keep their damn money—is for you to acknowledge that you couldn’t have made it in America without America. That you were fortunate enough to be born in a country where upward mobility is possible (a subject upon which Barack Obama can speak with the authority of experience), but where the channels making such upward mobility possible are being increasingly clogged. That it’s not fair to ask the middle class to assume a disproportionate amount of the tax burden. Not fair? It’s un-f—king-American, is what it is. I don’t want you to apologize for being rich; I want you to acknowledge that in America, we all should have to pay our fair share. That our civics classes never taught us that being American means that—sorry, kiddies—you’re on your own. That those who have received much must be obligated to pay—not to give, not to “cut a check and shut up,” in Gov. Christie’s words, but to pay—in the same proportion. That’s called stepping up and not whining about it. That’s called patriotism, a word the Tea Partiers love to throw around as long as it doesn’t cost their beloved rich folks any money.
Stephen King: Tax Me, for F@%&’s Sake! - The Daily Beast
