All The News That’s Fit To ShitTumblr (3.0; @dailyshitnews)http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fb0404b6cefb571409e1949bd6880ff/tumblr_mmrk7xR5BD1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">“Consider how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of them are stupider than that ” - GeorgeCarlin…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/50384237314http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/50384237314Mon, 13 May 2013 18:02:21 -0700palinSarah PalinsarahpalinrepublicanrepublicansRepublican PartyfoxfoxnewsmoronstupididiotpoliticspoliticalpoliticianalaskaclownobamamsnbcRachel Maddowjon stewartbill Mahernewsfunnylaughcomedyhumorlollmaolmfaoomgoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8780744e42df38c26ba7a08cd450fd9f/tumblr_mmpb0mduOf1r2p38qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/50281878927http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/50281878927Sun, 12 May 2013 12:48:22 -0700bankbanksstudentstudentsstudentloansgovernmentwarrenelizabeth warrenelizabethwarrendemocratliberaloccupyoccupy Wall Streetpoliticspoliticalpoliticianeconomyeconomicswtfomgmoneyoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b23f04b160e0de51238d411a647ce11/tumblr_mm5gynBqez1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">TODAY IN HISTORY: On this day in 2003, George W. Bush gave his “Mission Accomplished” speech. Unfortunately, the mission was lying America into the war in Iraq…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/49410360748http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/49410360748Wed, 01 May 2013 19:44:47 -0700bushgeorge bushrepublicanrepublican clown showRepublican Partyrepublicanspoliticalpolitical adpolitical satirepoliticspoliticianspoliticianlieliesliardick cheneypresidentcheneylyingiraqwariraq warwmdwmdsfoxFoxnewsmsnbcRachel Maddowobamaclintonoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec3ac0ada7faf8efad499f747bdc067d/tumblr_mlqaqcpisF1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">THIS DAY IN INTERNET HISTORY: On this day in 2005, YouTube was launched. Before this, nobody gave a crap about your stupid cat…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/48722628062http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/48722628062Tue, 23 Apr 2013 15:06:12 -0700catcatspetpetsinternetyoutubefacebooktwitterphotophotographphotographylaughfunnyhumorcomedyjokesatirelolomglmaolmfaolulzwtfhamemeoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e785473fe2aef6bea715e2b64783246/tumblr_mlhac0zGmE1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">ACCORDING TO REPUBLICANS: The lives of your kids just aren’t as important as the right of a psychopath to own a gun…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/48321650148http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/48321650148Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:19:12 -0700gungunskillmassacreguncontrolbackgroundcheckssenatorsenatorsrepublicanRepublican Partyrepublicanspoliticalpolitical satirepoliticianpoliticianspoliticsobamabaracklbarackobamanewtowngabbygiffordsgovernmentnewsmsnbcfoxRachel Maddowthe daily showjon stewartbill Maheromgoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a87af49ffe503ed8e0bd9c78a15e6b5b/tumblr_mlfro249Pt1r2p38qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">BREAKING NEWS: Guns don’t kill people. Senate Republicans who voted down background checks & mental health screenings kill people…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/48261436128http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/48261436128Wed, 17 Apr 2013 22:38:26 -0700gungunsguncontrolbackgroundchecksrepublicanRepublican Partyrepublicanspoliticalpolitical satirepoliticianpoliticianspoliticsobamabarackgovernmentnewsmsnbcfoxRachel Maddowthe daily showjon stewartbill Maheromgwtflulzassholesomfgoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ac0b44d2be624a14ded56dee9200ddf/tumblr_mkwghxpFFl1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">When life hands you lemons, stop voting for Republicans…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/47389217960http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/47389217960Sun, 07 Apr 2013 12:22:45 -0700homelessbumpoorpoorpeoplepovertyvotevotingRepublican Partyrepublicanrepublicanspoliticalpolitical adpolitical cartoonpolitical satirepoliticianpoliticianspoliticsstreetphotophotographphotographyobamanewsRachel Maddowjon stewartbill Maherthe daily showmsnbclifefoxoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/717f329a8e261eb555a6f2eb524edae4/tumblr_mkluq6kvHy1r2p38qo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">THE MOST AWESOME APRIL FOOL’S PRANK EVER: “Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction.” - Dick Cheney</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/46901774591http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/46901774591Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:56:30 -0700cheneydick cheneydickcheneybushgeorge bushvice presidentpresidentpoliticslieliesliaraprilfoolsapril foolssaddamsaddam husseinhusseinobamarepublicanrepublicanspoliticalpolitical cartoonpolitical satirepoliticianpoliticiansfoxfox newsmsnbcRachel Maddowmaddowjon stewartoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f35064976b4f635e4712d68b8d09d5f/tumblr_mkfoe4pKI21r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">FUN FACT: Good Friday quickly turns into Great Friday when you smoke a little weed and hit the In-N-Out Burger…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/46607351682http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/46607351682Fri, 29 Mar 2013 10:54:04 -0700easterholidayholidaysjesuscatholicreligionmarijuanamedical marijuanaweedpotjoint420bongsmokeget highhighhigh timesstonedbluntchroniccannabiscannibisindicasativagreenbudbudskushmcdonaldsin-n-out-burgeroldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3aac61b35c202d96d6c08d90b1313c8/tumblr_mjzs0nkzkM1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">BREAKING NEWS: Jay Leno to leave “The Tonight Show” so that he can spend more time being annoying and unfunny with his family…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/45891332642http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/45891332642Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:50:47 -0700lenojaylenothetonightshowconanconan obrienlettermandavelettermannbctvtelevisionnewsdouchedouchebagfunnylaughhumorcomedycomiccomedianjokesatireparodylolomglmaolmfaoomfglulzwtfhaoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d295a225012ee6576ae38baa5375832/tumblr_mjxfz4Vztr1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">SPECIAL BULLETIN: On this 10th Anniversary of the War in Iraq, lets take a moment to honor chicken-hawks George W. Bush and Dick Cheney who started the Iraq War without ever fighting in a war…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/45782215013http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/45782215013Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:35:28 -0700wariraqiraqwarbushgeorge bushdick cheneycheneychickenhawkchickenhawksrepublicanRepublican Partyrepublicanspoliticalpolitical cartoonpolitical satirepoliticianspoliticianpoliticsobamanewsfoxmsnbcRachel Maddowfunnylaughhumorcomedysatirelolomgoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a45742eaea544a527df4fc6dd32a489/tumblr_mjj1zpnyOQ1r2p38qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">NEW POLL: 52% of Republicans think Obama is a Socialist but don’t know what a Socialist is or how to calculate 52%…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/45163330380http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/45163330380Mon, 11 Mar 2013 20:07:01 -0700republicanRepublican Partyrepublicanspoliticalpolitical cartoonpolitical satirepoliticianpoliticianspoliticsobamapresidentmoronsmoronsocialistnewsmsnbcfoxthe daily showbill Maherjon stewartfunnylaughhumorcomedyjokelolomglmaolmfaoomfgoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d4ffef13468e06f4d2582e6a1659ee4/tumblr_miwq7o7Y6T1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">ACCORDING TO ANTONIN SCALIA: “Why can’t we just go back to the days when blacks couldn’t vote and The Koch Brothers paid off The Supreme Court?”…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/44184037226http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/44184037226Wed, 27 Feb 2013 18:45:24 -0700scaliaantonin scaliasupreme courtblacksvotevotingcivil rightslawlegalpoliticspoliticalpolitical satirepoliticianrepublicanrepublicansRepublican PartynewsFoxFoxnewsmsnbcRachel Maddowjon stewartthe daily showbill Maherobamafunnylaughpighumorcomedyoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5520d810e7da38c61f92c6a98c05f5a8/tumblr_miwnjqRLVq1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">TODAY’S FOX NEWS 5 DAY FORECAST: Lies, Lies, Lies, Lies and Lies with a good chance of scattered Hate…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/44179406632http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/44179406632Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:47:50 -0700foxFoxnewsfox newslielieshateobamaRepublican PartyrepublicanrepublicansnewsRachel Maddowmsnbcthe daily showjon stewartbill Maherpoliticalpoliticspolitical satiredummysatireparodydummiesbooktvcablefunnylaughhumorcomedyoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7fb67295e82a0c1e302d7904fcf845c2/tumblr_miuj3vniTD1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">EXCLUSIVE REPORT: God to replace Pope Benedict XVI with a new Pope who probably isn’t a Nazi or a pedophile…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/44084295851http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/44084295851Tue, 26 Feb 2013 14:16:43 -0700popecatholicchurchreligionthepopebenedictpopebenedictpedophilenazipoliticsrepublicannewsgodjesusfoxFoxnewsmsnbcthe daily showbill maherhypocrisyhypocritesinsinshumorcomedysatireparodyjokelolomgoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4678229d10e3ad4982c57d1f89ef5824/tumblr_mil8rvrzzE1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">BREAKING NEWS: Cyber-terrorists have hacked into Donald Trump’s Twitter account, cutting off America’s primary supplier of douchebaggery…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/43665366801http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/43665366801Thu, 21 Feb 2013 13:55:07 -0700trumpdonaldtrumpdonald trumprepublicanpoliticsassholefoolclownnewstwitterhackhackedhackerdouchebagfoxFoxnewsRepublican PartyRachel Maddowthe daily showjon stewartbill Mahermsnbcpoliticalpolitical satireassclownfunnylaughhumorcomedyjokeoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91169c3d0f2cf6779065348750d1430a/tumblr_mih92gKcKR1r2p38qo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN:<span> If you bitch and whine about “Obama The Socialist” while receiving social security benefits and medicare…</span></h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/43493430593http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/43493430593Tue, 19 Feb 2013 10:11:04 -0700Republican JesusrepublicanRepublican Partyrepublicansobamabarackobamapresidentpoliticalpolitical cartoonpolitical satirepoliticspoliticianpoliticiansnewsfoxFoxnewsfox newsmsnbcRachel Maddowthe daily showjon stewartbill Mahercartoonsatireparodyjesuslaughfunnyhumorcomedyoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fef2c5ea518eeea89465de2712d50d89/tumblr_miaf2w2mfq1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">THIS JUST IN: The Fox News Channel hires Herman Cain due to his vast knowledge and expertise in America’s war in Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/43185900055http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/43185900055Fri, 15 Feb 2013 17:37:44 -0700HERMAN CAINhermancaincainrepublicanRepublican Partyrepublicanspolitical cartoonpoliticspolitical satirepoliticianfoxfoxnewsnewsmsnbcclownobamafunnylaughhumorcomedyjokesatirelolomglmaolmfaoomfglulzwtfhaoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/576056855abe7b256d41051d30d44ca2/tumblr_mi8p5zA8Fq1r2p38qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">ACCORDING TO REPUBLICANS: Today is Valentine’s Day….because Obama is a socialist…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/43118410624http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/43118410624Thu, 14 Feb 2013 19:20:23 -0700valentinevalentinesvalentines dayholidayholidaysnewsobamarepublicanrepublicanspoliticshumorcomedylaughfunnyRachel Maddowthe daily showbill Mahersatirejokelolomglmaolmfaoomfglulzwtfhacandyheartheartsoldschoolnewtricks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ec01e373086f74bad81b2430d091634/tumblr_mi8l0lldmZ1r2p38qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="entry-title">BREAKING NEWS: American Airlines and US Airways are merging….because one huge crappy airline is so much better at sucking than two…</h1></p>http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/43112079805http://dailyshitnews.tumblr.com/post/43112079805Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:50:45 -0700airlinesus airamericanamerican airlinescorporationcorporationsowsnewsmsnbcobamabusinesspoliticslaughfunnyairporthumorcomedysatireparodysignsignslolomglmaolmfaoomfglulzwtfhaoldschoolnewtricks