Posts tagged Rachel Maddow
BREAKING NEWS: Guns don’t kill people. Senate Republicans who voted down background checks & mental health screenings kill people…
BREAKING NEWS: Cyber-terrorists have hacked into Donald Trump’s Twitter account, cutting off America’s primary supplier of douchebaggery…
YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN: If you bitch and whine about “Obama The Socialist” while receiving social security benefits and medicare…
ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: ”There are 47 percent of the people who who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. … My job is not to worry about those people.” - Mitt Romney
Ask your doctor if Fox News is right for you…. *side effects may include; blinding headaches, nausea, vomiting, constipation, fatigue, ignorance, stupidity, racism, bigotry, hypocrisy and a big bag of dicks*…
It’s as if Romney heard about an award that goes to the lyingest liar who ever lied in the history of liars, and he’s so eager to win the award that he’s becoming a parody of himself.
— Rachel Maddow
BREAKING NEWS - Republican Strategist explains why Republicans support Mitt Romney: “Isn’t it obvious? He’s the white guy. Duh…”
If It’s Sunday, It’s Meet The White Republican Guy Day…
On Sundays, Don’t Watch The News On ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN or FOX…
Don’t forget to watch at least five minutes of The Fox News Channel per day, to make sure that you receive your recommended daily allowance of lying assholes…
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