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SPECIAL BULLETIN: On this 10th Anniversary of the War in Iraq, lets take a moment to honor chicken-hawks George W. Bush and Dick Cheney who started the Iraq War without ever fighting in a war…
TODAY IN REPUBLICAN HISTORY - On this day in 1941, Dick Cheney was spawned from the unholy union of Satan and a jackal…
Television is for people who don’t read books. The Internet is for people who won’t read newspapers. Fox News is for people who can’t read…
Now that Romney has the nomination sewn up, it’s time for Republicans to put aside their differences and get back to basics. Fear mongering and shilling for corporations…
Awesome Art Courtesy Of Mario Piperni
Remember, this week marks the 11th anniversary of Republicans “not” killing Osama bin Laden…
In 2007, Mitt Romney told the Associated Press “it’s not worth moving heaven and earth spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person.”
Why Most Americans are Dumb and Uneducated…
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Bill Maher, makes his point how dumb,ignorant and uneducated the majority of Americans truly are. And backs it up with actual facts. Of course, the morons who dislike and hate Bill Maher, are the same people who belong to that category of ignorant, embarrassing dummies…..
![Inconveniently True Definition Of The Day: “Republican”
1. Republican An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world’s population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can’t afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn’t even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists…oh wait, it’s terrorists now, isn’t it?We can all hope that the standard of education in America improves to the point where a Republican can no longer be voted into office.
2. Republican Someone who supports the rights of the unborn, but won’t fund stem cell research that could help the millions who are already here. The first one to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to take a life through capital punishment. Someone who espouses personal freedom, and then tries to pass constitutional amendments to restrict it. Someone threatened by government surplus but unfazed by goverment deficits. Someone who is pro-business but anti-citizen. Someone who wants to take away the helping hand, after he’s made it to safety. Someone who holds a cross in one hand and tries to burn it with the other.He is such a Republican, hypocrisy will be the death of him yet.
3. Republican (Noun) Member of the United States’ Republican Party, first emerging in the mid 1800s as an anti-slavery movement. Success of candidate Abraham Lincoln in the Presidential election of 1860 sparked the American Civil War. The party has since moved on to other issues. Republicans today are characterized by typically right-wing, conservative beliefs including but by no means limited to pro-business policies, lack of dependence on the government in daily life, religious convictions, and desire to outlaw what they deem socially undesirable actions. (Adjective) Typical or characteristic of a Republican or the Republican party.
1. George W. Bush was the Republican candidate for President in 2004. 2. He holds Republican ideals.
4. Republican Typically a person who believes that:
1)The 2nd Amendment of the Constitution takes precidence over the rest of the Constitution. 2)The rich should be tax-exempt, and that the middle and lower classes should have to foot the bill, also, a person who bitches when an under-funded government agency is unable to carry out its assigned task. 3)Thinks that programs such as welfare, medicare/medicaid and minimum wage are unconstitutional and should be banned. 4)Labels everything and everyone they disagree with as being “Communist” or “Anti-American” or “French.”I’m filthy-stinking rich! How dare you expect me to pay taxes!
5. Republican 1. A group of bible thumping fuckwits who believe that white christian males are the only things that matter in the world. They will lie and cheat in order to get what they want. They are always racist and blame everything on the democratic leaders who were in office before, and then claim responsibility for every good thing that happens. 2. A racist white male. 3. An undereducated american who loves to hate minorities and scam and lie. 4. A Jackass -Rush Limbaugh, prominent republican leader.
6. Republican A collection of low life, lying, four flushing sacks of wind and bullshit who have little regard for their fellow human beings. People who think thatGeorge W. Bush is the second coming or some other damn thing and that anyone who so much as looks at Bush funny is a traitor or terrorist sympathizer. People who have their noses so up in the air that they cannot see the disgust and contempt others have for them. War mongering pigs who want us to go into a bottomless pit for their dreams of military conquest, but their God forbid that money is given so that lower classes actually get ahead in life or have access to decent medical care. A collection of fascist] thugs who think that George W. Bush should be allowed to piss and shit all over the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.The mere sight of Bush and most Republicans makes me want to vomit.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltu5ad2gLS1r2p38qo1_400.png)
Inconveniently True Definition Of The Day: “Republican”
1. Republican
An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world’s population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can’t afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn’t even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists…oh wait, it’s terrorists now, isn’t it?We can all hope that the standard of education in America improves to the point where a Republican can no longer be voted into office.
2. Republican
Someone who supports the rights of the unborn, but won’t fund stem cell research that could help the millions who are already here. The first one to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to take a life through capital punishment. Someone who espouses personal freedom, and then tries to pass constitutional amendments to restrict it. Someone threatened by government surplus but unfazed by goverment deficits. Someone who is pro-business but anti-citizen. Someone who wants to take away the helping hand, after he’s made it to safety. Someone who holds a cross in one hand and tries to burn it with the other.He is such a Republican, hypocrisy will be the death of him yet.
3. Republican
(Noun) Member of the United States’ Republican Party, first emerging in the mid 1800s as an anti-slavery movement. Success of candidate Abraham Lincoln in the Presidential election of 1860 sparked the American Civil War. The party has since moved on to other issues. Republicans today are characterized by typically right-wing, conservative beliefs including but by no means limited to pro-business policies, lack of dependence on the government in daily life, religious convictions, and desire to outlaw what they deem socially undesirable actions.
(Adjective) Typical or characteristic of a Republican or the Republican party.
1. George W. Bush was the Republican candidate for President in 2004.
2. He holds Republican ideals.
4. Republican
Typically a person who believes that:
1)The 2nd Amendment of the Constitution takes precidence over the rest of the Constitution.
2)The rich should be tax-exempt, and that the middle and lower classes should have to foot the bill, also, a person who bitches when an under-funded government agency is unable to carry out its assigned task.
3)Thinks that programs such as welfare, medicare/medicaid and minimum wage are unconstitutional and should be banned.
4)Labels everything and everyone they disagree with as being “Communist” or “Anti-American” or “French.”I’m filthy-stinking rich! How dare you expect me to pay taxes!
5. Republican
1. A group of bible thumping fuckwits who believe that white christian males are the only things that matter in the world. They will lie and cheat in order to get what they want. They are always racist and blame everything on the democratic leaders who were in office before, and then claim responsibility for every good thing that happens.
2. A racist white male.
3. An undereducated american who loves to hate minorities and scam and lie.
4. A Jackass -Rush Limbaugh, prominent republican leader.
6. Republican
A collection of low life, lying, four flushing sacks of wind and bullshit who have little regard for their fellow human beings. People who think thatGeorge W. Bush is the second coming or some other damn thing and that anyone who so much as looks at Bush funny is a traitor or terrorist sympathizer. People who have their noses so up in the air that they cannot see the disgust and contempt others have for them. War mongering pigs who want us to go into a bottomless pit for their dreams of military conquest, but their God forbid that money is given so that lower classes actually get ahead in life or have access to decent medical care. A collection of fascist] thugs who think that George W. Bush should be allowed to piss and shit all over the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.The mere sight of Bush and most Republicans makes me want to vomit.
Officials say only Madoff has the devious skills needed to avert total catastrophe
NEW YORK—According to high-ranking federal officials, the U.S. government has struck an unusual bargain with convicted criminal Bernard Madoff, giving the former financier 48 hours to infiltrate the nation’s crumbling economy and fix it in exchange for a reduction in his sentence.
After determining the current economic emergency could not be resolved “within conventional means,” Treasury Department agents reportedly confronted the notorious Madoff in his solitary confinement cell and proposed a mutually beneficial arrangement that will make the 73-year-old a free man if he can safely “get in and out” and turn the failing financial system around by Friday.
“We told him the situation—how our country can’t seem to generate wealth and investment nationwide has hit rock bottom—and then we asked him, point-blank, ‘Can you help us?’” Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner said of Madoff, known to fellow prisoners at Butner Federal Correctional Complex as “Mad Dog.” “Believe me, no one wants to do this monster any favors, but he’s the only man in America with the skills to rally investor confidence and conjure money out of thin air. This time, though, he’ll be using his talents for good—if we can keep him on a tight enough leash, that is.”
“Madoff may be one ruthless, crazy son of a bitch,” Geithner added, “but he just might be our only hope.”
Fellow inmates say the muscle-bound Madoff is capable of anything—absolutely anything.
Sources speaking on condition of anonymity said Madoff listened to the proposal with a smirk and took several drags off a cigarette before finally telling agents, “You guys must be pretty hard up if you’re asking me,” and agreed to the terms of the deal.
The mission is said to involve outfitting Madoff in a three-piece pinstripe suit and briefcase and transporting him by a glider to the extraction point at 11 Wall Street in Manhattan, where he will work quickly to generate funds via various investment operations and “wealth management” schemes, a plan officials are calling “a suicide mission, perhaps, but our last, best shot.”
“There’s a strong chance he’ll go rogue once he realizes the mission is all but hopeless, so we’ve implanted a tracking device in his body that will explode if he strays more than a mile from the New York Stock Exchange,” said Geithner, acknowledging Madoff is one of the few men alive ruthless enough to survive the total disaster zone he’s being sent into. “It’s a risk we have to take. Mad Dog knows that place like the back of his hand, and this is a guy who made billions of dollars practically overnight by cold-bloodedly convincing people their retirement accounts were booming. The man is a selling machine.”
“And right now, brother, that’s exactly what we need,” Geithner added.
U.S. Treasury accountant Simon Trueheart, known within the department as a by-the-book bureaucrat, will accompany Madoff on the mission, and the criminal mastermind is reported to have already told his unlikely sidekick to “leave the pocket calculator at home, kid, because if we do this, we do it my way, understand?”
When asked if the government would actually make good on its promise to reduce Madoff’s sentence to time served should he succeed, Treasury officials were noncommittal, but confirmed they would be checking up with him every hour on the hour to chart his progress and make sure “the psycho bastard isn’t up to his old tricks again.”
“Some of the bankers, traders, and corporate executives in there now are even more merciless than he is, so let’s just hope he can keep his wits about him,” said Geithner, adding that he worried Madoff might merely be making use of the opportunity to reunite with his estranged son, Andrew, on the outside. “The clock is ticking. Every minute he’s down in that fucking madhouse we’re one minute closer to total economic oblivion. I never thought I’d say this, but Godspeed, Bernie Madoff. You better know what the hell you’re doing.”
When reached for comment, Madoff told reporters he personally didn’t care “one rat’s ass” whether the economy recovered, as long as it meant he’d be out on probation in two days time.
“I may not like being the feds’ monkey, but it beats rotting away in the hole, I can tell you that much,” Madoff said after completing a set of one-armed push-ups and running a comb through his hair. “But mark my words, if that pencil-pusher Geithner weasels out of this deal, I will hunt him down and slit his fucking throat. You got that, Jack? He’s in Mad Dog’s world now.”
