Posts tagged candy

The Peculiar Photograph Of The Day - Bad Pinata…
Courtesy Of Porter Max

The Peculiar Photograph Of The Day - Bad Pinata…

Courtesy Of Porter Max

Happy Valentine’s Day To Your Favorite Republican…

That means you, Rick Santorum…

Happy Valentine’s Day To Your Favorite Republican…

That means you, Rick Santorum…

What kind of card goes best with candy, flowers and me forgetting Valentines Day?

What kind of card goes best with candy, flowers and me forgetting Valentines Day?

Dear Santa……..

Dear Santa……..

The Halloween Hangover…….Have Fun Kids.

The Halloween Hangover…….Have Fun Kids.

So this 8 year old kid comes to my door dressed up as Harry Potter and he goes “EXPELLIARMUS” then I give him some candy and he goes “I am the chosen one and I survived Voldemort’s attack. I only get THIS much?” HAAAAAAA, I LOVE THAT KID!

All I could think of was

What Is America Handing Out For Halloween?

We’re handing out “Tea Bags” and “ENRON” Stock Certificates……

What Is America Handing Out For Halloween?

We’re handing out “Tea Bags” and “ENRON” Stock Certificates……

Please don’t forget to get candy this Halloween….

Please don’t forget to get candy this Halloween….