TODAY IN HISTORY: On this day in 2003, George W. Bush gave his “Mission Accomplished” speech. Unfortunately, the mission was lying America into the war in Iraq…

THE MOST AWESOME APRIL FOOL’S PRANK EVER: “Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction.” - Dick Cheney

In 2007, Mitt Romney told the Associated Press “it’s not worth moving heaven and earth spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person.”

JAMIE GANGEL: In your view, we should still be using enhanced interrogation?
DICK CHENEY: Yes.
JAMIE GANGEL: Should we still be waterboarding terror suspects?
DICK CHENEY: I would strongly support using it again if we had a high-value detainee and that was the only way we can get him to talk.
JAMIE GANGEL: People call it torture. You think it should still be a tool?
DICK CHENEY: Yes.
JAMIE GANGEL: Secret prisons?
DICK CHENEY: Yes.
JAMIE GANGEL: Wiretapping?
DICK CHENEY: Well, with the right approval.
JAMIE GANGEL: You say it is one of the things you are proudest of, and you would do it again in a heartbeat.
DICK CHENEY: It was controversial at the time. It was the right thing to do
JAMIE GANGEL: No apologies?
DICK CHENEY: No apologies.