Posts tagged funny

SPECIAL BULLETIN: Today is World Goth Day. If you are suffering from Goth, ask your doctor if Prozac is right for you…

SPECIAL BULLETIN: Today is World Goth Day. If you are suffering from Goth, ask your doctor if Prozac is right for you…

THIS DAY IN INTERNET HISTORY: On this day in 2005, YouTube was launched. Before this, nobody gave a crap about your stupid cat…

THIS DAY IN INTERNET HISTORY: On this day in 2005, YouTube was launched. Before this, nobody gave a crap about your stupid cat…

BREAKING NEWS: Jay Leno to leave “The Tonight Show” so that he can spend more time being annoying and unfunny with his family…

BREAKING NEWS: Jay Leno to leave “The Tonight Show” so that he can spend more time being annoying and unfunny with his family…

THIS JUST IN: The Fox News Channel hires Herman Cain due to his vast knowledge and expertise in America’s war in Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan…

THIS JUST IN: The Fox News Channel hires Herman Cain due to his vast knowledge and expertise in America’s war in Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan…

ACCORDING TO REPUBLICANS: Today is Valentine’s Day….because Obama is a socialist…

ACCORDING TO REPUBLICANS: Today is Valentine’s Day….because Obama is a socialist…

BREAKING NEWS: American Airlines and US Airways are merging….because one huge crappy airline is so much better at sucking than two…

BREAKING NEWS: American Airlines and US Airways are merging….because one huge crappy airline is so much better at sucking than two…

THIS JUST IN: Lance Armstrong announces the “Lie Strong” foundation with Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Sammy Sosa and A-Rod…

THIS JUST IN: Lance Armstrong announces the “Lie Strong” foundation with Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Sammy Sosa and A-Rod…

BREAKING NEWS: The Today Show announces it’s new segment titled; “Where In The World Will Al Roker Crap His Pants Today?”…

BREAKING NEWS: The Today Show announces it’s new segment titled; “Where In The World Will Al Roker Crap His Pants Today?”…

Today’s Smart-Ass Response To A Completely Well-Meaning Sign…

Today’s Smart-Ass Response To A Completely Well-Meaning Sign…

Claustrophobia - An anxiety disorder typically classified as the fear of a fat perverted old pedophile in a red suit…

Claustrophobia - An anxiety disorder typically classified as the fear of a fat perverted old pedophile in a red suit…

FUN CHRISTMAS FACT: It’s legal to kick a hipster dressed like an elf from Santa’s workshop…

FUN CHRISTMAS FACT: It’s legal to kick a hipster dressed like an elf from Santa’s workshop…

CHRISTMAS PARTY WARNING: Consumption of alcohol can make you think that you are Santa Claus when you are not…

CHRISTMAS PARTY WARNING: Consumption of alcohol can make you think that you are Santa Claus when you are not…

TODAY’S CHRISTMAS TIP FOR JEWS: Get some Christmas lights and spell out “JESUS WAS JEWISH” on the front of your house…

TODAY’S CHRISTMAS TIP FOR JEWS: Get some Christmas lights and spell out “JESUS WAS JEWISH” on the front of your house…

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas — and by that I mean I just saw a drunk Santa vomiting into a Salvation Army red donation kettle….

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas — and by that I mean I just saw a drunk Santa vomiting into a Salvation Army red donation kettle….

Today’s Moment Of Clarity - What About The Stupid People?