Posts tagged idiot
FOX NEWS FLASH: Sarah Palin has parted ways with Fox News. In a related story, Palin has also parted ways with honesty, dignity, integrity, sanity, reality, reading, writing and a clue…
Today’s Moment Of Clarity - What About The Stupid People?
The 2012 Idiot’s Guide To Voting For Mitt Romney…
This week, Sarah Palin used the term “lamestream media” while co-hosting the NBC “lamestream media” Today Show…
The People To Avoid On Facebook…
America’s Perfect Politician…
1. A person who practices politics.
“Politics” is derived from the words “poly” meaning “many”, and “tics” meaning “blood-sucking parasites.”
2. One who was perfected the art of lying.
3. A highly paid yes-man.
4. Corporate whore who fakes compassion to gain the trust of the general public. Often a complete fuckwit.
5. People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.
6. A dirty thieving cocksucker.
7. A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.
8. Trickster, highwayman, mugger, pick-pocket, sexually confused, conscience-free zone; possibly male or female, but likely to be lying about about it either way. intellectually stupid but with acute animal cunning. Knows only money thus major coporate-parties are able to slit the throats of generations yet to come without concern. In America, politicians are not so much ‘elected’ as ‘selected’. Often associated with child molestation, prostitution, murder, swindling, refuse, robbery, violence and fund raising bingo nights, when they put on a veneer of humanity. As false as the shine on Satan’s wings.
9. People that like to dance around in their underwear.
10. A bowel movement.
Today’s Fair and Balanced Definition of the Republican Party…
1. The Republican Party;
A white-collar crime organization; a pack of criminally insane political prostitutes without consciences, who have buried their faces in the public pie as though it were a feeding trough, and done nothing but loot the treasury for six long years. Only a fool or a whore would consider the current Republican Party a conservative party. Insofar as fiscal restraint and limited government are the defining features of the conservative position, the Republicriminal Party couldn’t be any fucking farther from Conservative.
Republican Ass Clown Of The Week….
White Hot Republican Race Down To Idiots, Clowns, Fools, Jackasses, Douchebags, and Mentally Disturbed People….
The Republican presidential primary race has become a joke: The Cain Train has been derailed by a series of accusations, Newt Gingrich has so many skeletons in his closet that they have spilled out and are raiding his fridge at night, Ron Paul is doing his best to earn a spot in the remake of Grumpy Old Men, Rick Perry acts like he has suffered a recent head injury and most of the rest of the pack couldn’t get elected to state auditor in their own state…..Are these knuckle-dragging nit-wits really the best that the Republicans can scrounge up?