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“Consider how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of them are stupider than that ” - GeorgeCarlin…

“Consider how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of them are stupider than that ” - GeorgeCarlin…

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BREAKING NEWS: Cyber-terrorists have hacked into Donald Trump’s Twitter account, cutting off America’s primary supplier of douchebaggery…

BREAKING NEWS: Cyber-terrorists have hacked into Donald Trump’s Twitter account, cutting off America’s primary supplier of douchebaggery…

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BREAKING NEWS: The Today Show announces it’s new segment titled; “Where In The World Will Al Roker Crap His Pants Today?”…

BREAKING NEWS: The Today Show announces it’s new segment titled; “Where In The World Will Al Roker Crap His Pants Today?”…

Today’s Moment Of Clarity - What About The Stupid People?

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Dear Santa, for Christmas this year, could you please give Bill O’Reilly the gift of explosive diarrhea?…

Bill Maher’s Warning To Voters;

‘If the Mittmobile does roll into Washington it will be towing behind it the whole anti-intellectual anti-science freak show.’

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Ask your doctor if Fox News is right for you…. *side effects may include; blinding headaches, nausea, vomiting, constipation, fatigue, ignorance, stupidity, racism, bigotry, hypocrisy and a big bag of dicks*…

Ask your doctor if Fox News is right for you…. *side effects may include; blinding headaches, nausea, vomiting, constipation, fatigue, ignorance, stupidity, racism, bigotry, hypocrisy and a big bag of dicks*…

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I don’t know if watching The Ellen Show will turn your kids into homosexuals, but I’m pretty sure that letting them watch The Fox News Channel will turn them into extra-large assholes…

I don’t know if watching The Ellen Show will turn your kids into homosexuals, but I’m pretty sure that letting them watch The Fox News Channel will turn them into extra-large assholes…

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Bill Maher Explains Why Republicans Act Exactly Like 14-Year-Old Boys…

Note: Jonathan Krohn, featured in the second clip in this video, actually renounced conservatism 4 years later!

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Jon Stewart Tells Fox News To “Shut The F*CK Up”

As the controversy over Rush Limbaugh’s inflammatory comments about Sandra Flukecontinues, Fox News is finding itself in somewhat of a dilemma, as Jon Stewart pointed out on Tuesday night’s “Daily Show.”

The conservative news network had the choice of either defending or condemning Limbaugh, who many in the GOP vocally support, but instead raised Bill Maher’s controversial Sarah Palin joke from last year as evidence that liberals are also guilty of irresponsible diatribes.

Stewart was perplexed by Fox’s diversionary tactics on the subject:

“So I guess by bringing up Bill Maher, Fox is saying, ‘So we’re even, right? Off-setting penalties. Let’s just say we all get back to what really matters to Americans: whether Obama is a Sunni or a Shi’ite.’”

Fox pundits went on to accuse comedians of having a liberal double standard, or as Michelle Malkin put it, “the humor card,” allowing them to say anything they want under the umbrella of comedy and entertainment. However, this argument lacks solid footing given the GOP’s defense of Limbaugh as merely “being absurd” and even Limbaugh’s own excuse for the Fluke comments as an “attempt to be humorous.”

As a comedian himself, Stewart obviously had strong feelings about this so-called hypocrisy:

“See here’s the other thing I’m sick and tired of about this comedian thing: nobody’s hiding behind comedy, and there are repercussions for what comedians say. When you’re doing it in a club, there are repercussions. Ask Michael Richards. Ask Tracy Morgan. If you do comedy on television, there are repercussions. Ask me.”

Courtesy of   for Huffington Post.

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