THIS DAY IN INTERNET HISTORY: On this day in 2005, YouTube was launched. Before this, nobody gave a crap about your stupid cat…
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ACCORDING TO REPUBLICANS: Today is Valentine’s Day….because Obama is a socialist…
Today’s Smart-Ass Response To A Completely Well-Meaning Sign…
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FUN CHRISTMAS FACT: It’s legal to kick a hipster dressed like an elf from Santa’s workshop…
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If you bring a fruit cake to a Christmas party, then you are probably an asshole…
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Today is Thanksgiving. Although in some states it’s also called National Feed Your Big Fat Face Day…
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No more Twinkies???? So, what are you going to feed your cat now?
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Isn’t “Fiscal Cliff” a reggae accountant from Jamaica?
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You probably don’t want to get the new Honey Boo Boo latte at Starbucks this year…
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It’s OK to celebrate Columbus Day but try not to get syphilis, rape, torture, enslave and kill tons of people and destroy an entire civilization…
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This Week’s Pick - The Politically Incorrect Book Of The Month Club
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Today is Khloe Kardashian’s birthday. Feel free to send Khloe a clue…
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BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft Unveils an alternative to the iPad and by alternative they mean it’s another gynormous piece of crap…
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