BARACK OBAMA’S GIFT TO AMERICA - Making Mitt Romney go away…
KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? - Gays, Blacks, Latinos, Women in Binders, Students, Veterans, Poor People, Dog Lovers, The Middle Class, Lazy Mooching Freeloaders and Marijuana are here to send a lying, pandering, corrupt, taxi-avoiding douche-weasel back to Planet Kolub…
After last night, Mitt Romney will be free to disappear back to his career as a rich white assclown..
CURRENT VEGAS LINE: 7 to 1 on a $10,000 bet that Mitt Romney absolutely did not have sex last night with this woman…
ANOTHER REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: “Tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow.” – Mitt Romney, Nov. 5, 2012
ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: ”There are 47 percent of the people who who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. … My job is not to worry about those people.” - Mitt Romney
ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: Because Mitt Romney is a pathological liar…
ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: Because he was (and still is) a bully…
ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: Because this photo is real…
ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: Because Mitt Romney refuses to release his full tax returns….
ANOTHER REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: “My view is that we don’t know what’s causing climate change on this planet.” - Mitt Romney
THIS JUST IN: Mitt Romney still supports the rape guy, the vaginal probe guy, the other rape guy and the racist guy…
Gov. Romney disagrees with Richard Mourdock, and Mr. Mourdock’s comments do not reflect Gov. Romney’s views. We disagree on the policy regarding exceptions for rape and incest but still support him”….. “but still support him”….. “but still support him”…
Romney spokesperson Andrea Saul
For Halloween this year, I’m going as an average Republican voter…
MITT ROMNEY’S 5-POINT FRANKENSTORM PLAN: 1) Stash money. 2) Put money in binders. 3) Pray to money. 4) Lie about money. 5) Strap dog to roof.