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MITT ROMNEY’S 5-POINT FRANKENSTORM PLAN: 1) Stash money. 2) Put money in binders. 3) Pray to money. 4) Lie about money. 5) Strap dog to roof.
Bill Maher’s Warning To Voters;
‘If the Mittmobile does roll into Washington it will be towing behind it the whole anti-intellectual anti-science freak show.’
This year’s most popular racist Republican Halloween costume is expected to be the “Horsey Face Ann Coulter”…
BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Palin is unexplainably not outraged over Ann Coulter’s use of the word “retard.”…
SPECIAL BULLETIN: Tagg Romney admits he wants to punch president Barack Obama as soon as he can find a lazy mooching freeloader (poor person) to fight in his place…
FUN FACT - Not all Republicans are rich racist bigots, but all rich racist bigots are Republicans…
The Gish Gallop
Named for the debate tactic created by creationist shill Duane Gish, a Gish Gallop involves spewing so much bullshit in such a short span on that your opponent can’t address let alone counter all of it. To make matters worse a Gish Gallop will often have one or more ‘talking points’ that has a tiny core of truth to it, making the person rebutting it spend even more time debunking it in order to explain that, yes, it’s not totally false but the Galloper is distorting/misusing/misstating the actual situation. A true Gish Gallop generally has two traits.
1) The factual and logical content of the Gish Gallop is pure bullshit and anybody knowledgeable and informed on the subject would recognize it as such almost instantly. That is, the Gish Gallop is designed to appeal to and deceive precisely those sorts of people who are most in need of honest factual education.
2) The points are all ones that the Galloper either knows, or damn well should know, are totally bullshit. With the slimier users of the Gish Gallop, like Gish himself, its a near certainty that the points are chosen not just because the Galloper knows that they’re bullshit, but because the Galloper is deliberately trying to shovel as much bullshit into as small a space as possible in order to overwhelm his opponent with sheer volume and bamboozle any audience members with a facade of scholarly acumen and factual knowledge.
VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE QUESTION: “Congressman Ryan; Are you concerned that tax breaks for the rich will make you look more like a petulant werewolf boy?”…
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION UPDATE: The latest polls in Ohio show “Little Pussy Bitch” leading “Lying Sack Of Rich White Shit” by 3 percentage points…
