Posts tagged msnbc

“Consider how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of them are stupider than that ” - GeorgeCarlin…

“Consider how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of them are stupider than that ” - GeorgeCarlin…

BREAKING NEWS: Guns don’t kill people. Senate Republicans who voted down background checks & mental health screenings kill people…

BREAKING NEWS: Guns don’t kill people. Senate Republicans who voted down background checks & mental health screenings kill people…

NEW POLL: 52% of Republicans think Obama is a Socialist but don’t know what a Socialist is or how to calculate 52%…

NEW POLL: 52% of Republicans think Obama is a Socialist but don’t know what a Socialist is or how to calculate 52%…

ACCORDING TO ANTONIN SCALIA: “Why can’t we just go back to the days when blacks couldn’t vote and The Koch Brothers paid off The Supreme Court?”…

ACCORDING TO ANTONIN SCALIA: “Why can’t we just go back to the days when blacks couldn’t vote and The Koch Brothers paid off The Supreme Court?”…

TODAY’S FOX NEWS 5 DAY FORECAST: Lies, Lies, Lies, Lies and Lies with a good chance of scattered Hate…

TODAY’S FOX NEWS 5 DAY FORECAST: Lies, Lies, Lies, Lies and Lies with a good chance of scattered Hate…

EXCLUSIVE REPORT: God to replace Pope Benedict XVI with a new Pope who probably isn’t a Nazi or a pedophile…

EXCLUSIVE REPORT: God to replace Pope Benedict XVI with a new Pope who probably isn’t a Nazi or a pedophile…

YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN: If you bitch and whine about “Obama The Socialist” while receiving social security benefits and medicare…

YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN: If you bitch and whine about “Obama The Socialist” while receiving social security benefits and medicare…

THIS JUST IN: The Fox News Channel hires Herman Cain due to his vast knowledge and expertise in America’s war in Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan…

THIS JUST IN: The Fox News Channel hires Herman Cain due to his vast knowledge and expertise in America’s war in Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan…

BREAKING NEWS: American Airlines and US Airways are merging….because one huge crappy airline is so much better at sucking than two…

BREAKING NEWS: American Airlines and US Airways are merging….because one huge crappy airline is so much better at sucking than two…

NEWS FLASH: During the State of the Union, President Obama set to announce that Ted Nugent has been drafted and leaves for Afghanistan immediately…

NEWS FLASH: During the State of the Union, President Obama set to announce that Ted Nugent has been drafted and leaves for Afghanistan immediately…

ACCORDING TO REPUBLICANS: Remember, this month is “Black History Month”. Or, as Sarah Palin likes to call it, “Blackuary”…

ACCORDING TO REPUBLICANS: Remember, this month is “Black History Month”. Or, as Sarah Palin likes to call it, “Blackuary”…

Congratulations to John McCain on figuring out a way to not deport the gardener, the maid and the guy who picks his fruit…

Congratulations to John McCain on figuring out a way to not deport the gardener, the maid and the guy who picks his fruit…

NEWS BULLETIN: Hillary Clinton spent hours today being questioned on Benghazi while Rand Paul spent the day being a pretentious little bitch…

NEWS BULLETIN: Hillary Clinton spent hours today being questioned on Benghazi while Rand Paul spent the day being a pretentious little bitch…

TODAY’S MOMENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY: On this day in 2009, Barack Obama was sworn in as president. This led directly to 4 years of exploding Republican heads…

TODAY’S MOMENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY: On this day in 2009, Barack Obama was sworn in as president. This led directly to 4 years of exploding Republican heads…

Today’s Moment Of Clarity - What About The Stupid People?