Posts tagged news
BREAKING NEWS: Jay Leno to leave “The Tonight Show” so that he can spend more time being annoying and unfunny with his family…
SPECIAL BULLETIN: On this 10th Anniversary of the War in Iraq, lets take a moment to honor chicken-hawks George W. Bush and Dick Cheney who started the Iraq War without ever fighting in a war…
NEW POLL: 52% of Republicans think Obama is a Socialist but don’t know what a Socialist is or how to calculate 52%…
ACCORDING TO ANTONIN SCALIA: “Why can’t we just go back to the days when blacks couldn’t vote and The Koch Brothers paid off The Supreme Court?”…
BREAKING NEWS: Cyber-terrorists have hacked into Donald Trump’s Twitter account, cutting off America’s primary supplier of douchebaggery…
YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN: If you bitch and whine about “Obama The Socialist” while receiving social security benefits and medicare…
BREAKING NEWS: American Airlines and US Airways are merging….because one huge crappy airline is so much better at sucking than two…
NEWS FLASH: During the State of the Union, President Obama set to announce that Ted Nugent has been drafted and leaves for Afghanistan immediately…
