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The Rick Santorum Campaign Poster Composed Entirely Of Gay Porn… 
Without a doubt, this is the greatest thing to happen yet during this election cycle. The existence of this poster, composed entirely of stills from hardcore gay porn, makes you forget Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann. This is way better than a Mitt Romney poster composed of nothing but money, or a Newt Gingrich poster composed of nothing but donuts and divorce papers, or even a Herman Cain poster composed of nothing but sexual harassment lawsuits.

The Rick Santorum Campaign Poster Composed Entirely Of Gay Porn… 

Without a doubt, this is the greatest thing to happen yet during this election cycle. The existence of this poster, composed entirely of stills from hardcore gay porn, makes you forget Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann. This is way better than a Mitt Romney poster composed of nothing but money, or a Newt Gingrich poster composed of nothing but donuts and divorce papers, or even a Herman Cain poster composed of nothing but sexual harassment lawsuits.

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Research based on consumer credit-card spending finds the conservatives states are the biggest consumers of online pornography.
nationwide study based on credit-card receipts from a major online adult entertainment company shows online pornography is popular in both liberal states (blue – Democrats) and in conservative states (red – Republicans). But the red states consume more porn than the liberal states.
One may expect the opposite, since conservative states teach abstinence education, no contraceptives, and they are the more religious of the two states. But the study shows contrasting results.
Benjamin Edelman at Harvard Business School wrote in his report:
Some of the people who are most outraged turn out to be consumers of the very things they claimed to be outraged by.
One of the adult entertainment sites (their name was kept confidential) provided two years of credit card data from 2006 to 2008 that contained the consumer’s purchase date and their zip codes. All the data was anonymised before studying in order to protect the users’ identities.
He then compared the download rates (bandwidth used) from each of the states: it found Utah to be the biggest consumer state with 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users, and Montana had the least with 1.92 adult content subscriptions per 1000.
Edelman noticed though the differences are low, he found one notable difference. In eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states, conservative Sen. John McCain was the big winner in the 2008 Presidential race; Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. Among the lowest 10, six out of 10 states chose Obama.
Other prominent facts found were:
* - Church-goers bought less online porn on Sundays — a 1% increase in a postal code’s religious attendance was associated with a 0.1% drop in subscriptions that day. However, expenditures on other days of the week brought them in line with the rest of the country.
* -Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don’t explicitly restrict gay marriage.

Edelman also compared this data with a previous study on public attitudes toward religion. He found that in states, where a majority agreed with the statement, “I have a old fashioned values about family and marriage”, they bought 3.6 more subscriptions per thousand people than states where a majority disagreed with the same statement.
A similar difference also existed for the statement, “AIDS might be God’s punishment for immoral sexual behavior”.
You can check the full study here.



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The Freaker Of The Spouse - The Republican Clown Show Rolls On….

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In Nightline interview airing Thursday, Newt’s Ex, Marianne Gingrich, tells ABC’s Brian Ross that while she was married to Newt, he asked for her blessing in continuing his affair with Callista.

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GINGRICH: I said to him, we’ve been married a long time. And he said, yes, but you want me all to yourself. Callista doesn’t care what I do.

ROSS: What was he saying to you, do you think?

GINGRICH: He was asking to have an open marriage, and I refused.

ROSS: He wanted an open marriage.

GINGRICH: Yeah, that I accept the fact that he has somebody else in his life.

ROSS: And you said?

GINGRICH: No. No. That is not a marriage.


Open marriage describes as an arrangement in which both partners are free to have sex with others. Communication and honesty — before engaging in traditional sorts of infidelity — are generally considered key.

Columnist Dan Savage called Newt out on his retroactive open marriage request.

"Technically you’re not asking your wife for an open marriage if you’ve already been fucking another woman for six years," he wrote on his blog. “You’re presenting your wife with an ultimatum. That doesn’t make you a proponent of open marriage, Newt, it makes you a CPOS (Complete Pile Of Shit ).”

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Today’s Fair and Balanced Definition of the Republican Party…







1. The Republican Party;



A white-collar crime organization; a pack of criminally insane political prostitutes without consciences, who have buried their faces in the public pie as though it were a feeding trough, and done nothing but loot the treasury for six long years. Only a fool or a whore would consider the current Republican Party a conservative party. Insofar as fiscal restraint and limited government are the defining features of the conservative position, the Republicriminal Party couldn’t be any fucking farther from Conservative.



"If you think the Republican Party is conservative you have shit for brains."









2. The Republican Party;




A conservative political party in the United States that represents the interests of 1 percent of the population, which also happens to be the richest people in the country. They have managed to create a mass base of support that consists of over one half of the U.S. population by duping them into believing they also represent their interests, when in fact they don’t give a shit about the poor, blacks, minorities, women, and anything and everything that has to do with making life pleasant for everyone else.




"If you hate the Republican Party. That’s because it’s full of a bunch of racist, self-righteous, greedy assholes."









3. The Republican Party;





An elite orgy of self-interested taxation and public spending; one party to which you are categorically not invited; the world’s most reliable source of misinformation; America’s Bridge to Nowhere and expressway to ruin.




"Ever since I had my lobotomy, I’ve been going to elections and voting for the Republican Party."









4. The Republican Party;




The Party that says they are for less government controll over the individual, and then enforce the PATRIOT ACT, the sanctity of marriage amendment, and other civilian intrusions. 




"Hey guys, look at me. I’m the two symbols of the Republican party. An elephant, and a Fat White guy who’s threatened by change." 









5. The Republican Party;




A collection of  goose stepping low lifes. These people put the wealthy, special interests, and Republican Christianity first, and the American people - especially the poor and vulnerable - last.  They cut taxes on the rich so they’d have more money. They cut social support for people. Throw money into the security money hole. Fight blood soaked oil wars. Try to privatize and wreck social security. Strip Americans of their basic Constitutional and Human Rights. These are just a few of the despicable things that Republicans have done when elected.




"What do you call a busload of Republicans going through the gates of a maximum security prison?………..A good start!"

Today’s Fair and Balanced Definition of the Republican Party…


1. The Republican Party;


A white-collar crime organization; a pack of criminally insane political prostitutes without consciences, who have buried their faces in the public pie as though it were a feeding trough, and done nothing but loot the treasury for six long years. Only a fool or a whore would consider the current Republican Party a conservative party. Insofar as fiscal restraint and limited government are the defining features of the conservative position, the Republicriminal Party couldn’t be any fucking farther from Conservative.

"If you think the Republican Party is conservative you have shit for brains."


2. The Republican Party;

A conservative political party in the United States that represents the interests of 1 percent of the population, which also happens to be the richest people in the country. They have managed to create a mass base of support that consists of over one half of the U.S. population by duping them into believing they also represent their interests, when in fact they don’t give a shit about the poor, blacks, minorities, women, and anything and everything that has to do with making life pleasant for everyone else.
"If you hate the Republican Party. That’s because it’s full of a bunch of racist, self-righteous, greedy assholes."


3. The Republican Party;

An elite orgy of self-interested taxation and public spending; one party to which you are categorically not invited; the world’s most reliable source of misinformation; America’s Bridge to Nowhere and expressway to ruin.
"Ever since I had my lobotomy, I’ve been going to elections and voting for the Republican Party."

4. The Republican Party;

The Party that says they are for less government controll over the individual, and then enforce the PATRIOT ACT, the sanctity of marriage amendment, and other civilian intrusions. 

"Hey guys, look at me. I’m the two symbols of the Republican party. An elephant, and a Fat White guy who’s threatened by change." 


5. The Republican Party;

A collection of  goose stepping low lifes. These people put the wealthy, special interests, and Republican Christianity first, and the American people - especially the poor and vulnerable - last.  They cut taxes on the rich so they’d have more money. They cut social support for people. Throw money into the security money hole. Fight blood soaked oil wars. Try to privatize and wreck social security. Strip Americans of their basic Constitutional and Human Rights. These are just a few of the despicable things that Republicans have done when elected.

"What do you call a busload of Republicans going through the gates of a maximum security prison?………..A good start!"


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