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“How To Fire The Little People” - By Mitt Romney
Job Creator
A creative euphemism used to describe the elite business executive, investment banker or otherwise disgustingly rich person; a type of creature which might possibly spend additional revenue created by tax breaks on slave labor in India or China, but will most likely utilize the money to give other business executives absurdly large bonuses and buy yachts made out of solid gold. Studies have shown that for every $1,000,000 that “job creators” receive in tax breaks, approximately 75¢ is re-invested into the American economy, usually in the form of a larger than usual tip to a valet driver. Many lower and middle class Americans with weak intellects will tend to throw this term around (usually in all capital letters “don’t tax the JARB CREATORS, it’s CLASS WARFARE derp derp!”) because they have no concept of macroeconomics other than one-line catch-phrases that are fed to them via Fox news. Their blind support of socio-economic and political practices which have led to all-time low tax rates for “job creators”, unprecedented deregulation, and the corruption of what was once a great political system are in fact the very cause of companies like ENRON, millions of mortgage foreclosures and the collapse of the American economy.
The most important thing to learn in college is how colossally screwed you’ll be when you graduate…
How To Bribe Congress And Walk Away With $20 Billion…
Bribery is illegal in this country. Unless you’re a big corporation with a truckload of money.
Arizona State University infuriated activists when the school decided to block access to Change.org, a popular site that allows people to create and sign petitions in an effort to produce social change.
According to Free Press — a nonpartisan media reform organization — ASU decided to lift the ban after being inundated with “thousands of complaints.”
The school is claiming that the now discarded ban had nothing to do with the content of Change.org, but rather was implemented to protect students and the university’s network from spam and viruses.
“Arizona State University blocked access to the website change.org after it was used to spam thousands of university email accounts in early December 2011,” a university statement says. ”ASU strongly supports the First Amendment and an individual’s or group’s right to free speech.”
But the blog Common Dreams noted that Change.org is currently hosting a petition demanding ASU reduce its tuition rates.
“The corruption and greed that masquerades as Arizona State government must come to this realization now. The citizens of the State Of Arizona and the students at Arizona State University demand better,” the petition states.
A writer for Common Dreams who used to work for Change.org shot back at the university’s claims, saying, “Change.org is anything but spam. It’s a perfectly lawful website that has helped millions take action on a host of important issues.”
The university apparently felt the battle wasn’t worth fighting and announced last week that access to Change.org had been restored.
“The university acknowledges and understands the expression of concern from some members of the community who desire access to Change.org from university computing resources,” the school said in a statement obtained by Free Press. “The university has removed the restriction against site access from university computing resources.”
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Courtesy of the Huffington Post
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Eric Haywood, the author of the original petition censored by ASU and also, the publisher of TheDailyShit.com, responded to ASU’s ridiculous claims as follows;
26 minutes ago ( 8:11 PM)
“Spam is a mass mailing to different email address from one entity, undertaken for the purposes of financial gain. Change.org is the inverse. It solicits the masses to mail just one entity, and the petition is undertaken for the purpose of social change or altering a law or policy, not for for financial gain.”
No spam was ever sent to any ASU student. ASU is full of crap.
As the publisher of thedailyshit.com and the author of the petition hosted by Change.org which can be found at;
http://www.change.org/petitions/arizona-state-board-of-regents-reduce-the-costs-of-education-for-arizona-state-university-students
It has been my experience as a student at ASU that ASU is not interested in fostering an environment that is respectful of the 1st Amendment...Nor am I of the opinion that ASU is concerned about the quality of education that it is tasked to provide. What I do believe is that ASU is far more interested in the financial exploitation of students above all other things…I believe that ASU is failing it’s students and society as a result.
In other words, ASU cares about the money it can generate from the 72,000 plus students that are currently enrolled. We are nothing more than cows to be milked. Sheep to be sheared. We are livestock.
We, as students, are there for ASU. ASU is not there for us.
No spam was ever sent to any ASU student. ASU is full of crap.
As the publisher of thedailyshit.com and the author of the petition hosted by Change.org which can be found at;
http://www.change.org/petitions/arizona-state-board-of-regents-reduce-the-costs-of-education-for-arizona-state-university-students
It has been my experience as a student at ASU that ASU is not interested in fostering an environment that is respectful of the 1st Amendment...Nor am I of the opinion that ASU is concerned about the quality of education that it is tasked to provide. What I do believe is that ASU is far more interested in the financial exploitation of students above all other things…I believe that ASU is failing it’s students and society as a result.
In other words, ASU cares about the money it can generate from the 72,000 plus students that are currently enrolled. We are nothing more than cows to be milked. Sheep to be sheared. We are livestock.
We, as students, are there for ASU. ASU is not there for us.
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I’m really psyched for this new movie where Mark Wahlberg smuggles Mitt Romney a new counterfeit soul..
