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SPECIAL BULLETIN: Today is World Goth Day. If you are suffering from Goth, ask your doctor if Prozac is right for you…

SPECIAL BULLETIN: Today is World Goth Day. If you are suffering from Goth, ask your doctor if Prozac is right for you…

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THIS DAY IN INTERNET HISTORY: On this day in 2005, YouTube was launched. Before this, nobody gave a crap about your stupid cat…

THIS DAY IN INTERNET HISTORY: On this day in 2005, YouTube was launched. Before this, nobody gave a crap about your stupid cat…

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Today’s Smart-Ass Response To A Completely Well-Meaning Sign…

Today’s Smart-Ass Response To A Completely Well-Meaning Sign…

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FUN CHRISTMAS FACT: It’s legal to kick a hipster dressed like an elf from Santa’s workshop…

FUN CHRISTMAS FACT: It’s legal to kick a hipster dressed like an elf from Santa’s workshop…

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Today is Thanksgiving. Although in some states it’s also called National Feed Your Big Fat Face Day…

Today is Thanksgiving. Although in some states it’s also called National Feed Your Big Fat Face Day…

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No more Twinkies???? So, what are you going to feed your cat now?

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Gov. Romney disagrees with Richard Mourdock, and Mr. Mourdock’s comments do not reflect Gov. Romney’s views. We disagree on the policy regarding exceptions for rape and incest but still support him”….. “but still support him”….. “but still support him”…
Romney spokesperson Andrea Saul

It’s OK to celebrate Columbus Day but try not to get syphilis, rape, torture, enslave and kill tons of people and destroy an entire civilization…

It’s OK to celebrate Columbus Day but try not to get syphilis, rape, torture, enslave and kill tons of people and destroy an entire civilization…

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If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people-their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties-someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal”, then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.

― John F. Kennedy, Democrat

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This Week’s Pick - The Politically Incorrect Book Of The Month Club

This Week’s Pick - The Politically Incorrect Book Of The Month Club

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BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft Unveils an alternative to the iPad and by alternative they mean it’s another gynormous piece of crap…

BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft Unveils an alternative to the iPad and by alternative they mean it’s another gynormous piece of crap…

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