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TODAY IN HISTORY: On this day in 2003, George W. Bush gave his “Mission Accomplished” speech. Unfortunately, the mission was lying America into the war in Iraq…

TODAY IN HISTORY: On this day in 2003, George W. Bush gave his “Mission Accomplished” speech. Unfortunately, the mission was lying America into the war in Iraq…

THE MOST AWESOME APRIL FOOL’S PRANK EVER: “Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction.” - Dick Cheney

THE MOST AWESOME APRIL FOOL’S PRANK EVER: “Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction.” - Dick Cheney

NEW POLL: 52% of Republicans think Obama is a Socialist but don’t know what a Socialist is or how to calculate 52%…

NEW POLL: 52% of Republicans think Obama is a Socialist but don’t know what a Socialist is or how to calculate 52%…

YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN: If you bitch and whine about “Obama The Socialist” while receiving social security benefits and medicare…

YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN: If you bitch and whine about “Obama The Socialist” while receiving social security benefits and medicare…

TODAY IN REPUBLICAN HISTORY - On this day in 1941, Dick Cheney was spawned from the unholy union of Satan and a jackal…

TODAY IN REPUBLICAN HISTORY - On this day in 1941, Dick Cheney was spawned from the unholy union of Satan and a jackal…

TODAY’S MOMENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY: On this day in 2009, Barack Obama was sworn in as president. This led directly to 4 years of exploding Republican heads…

TODAY’S MOMENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY: On this day in 2009, Barack Obama was sworn in as president. This led directly to 4 years of exploding Republican heads…

BREAKING NEWS: John Boehner re-elected Captain of the Republican Circle-Jerk Team…

BREAKING NEWS: John Boehner re-elected Captain of the Republican Circle-Jerk Team…

BARACK OBAMA’S GIFT TO AMERICA - Making Mitt Romney go away…

BARACK OBAMA’S GIFT TO AMERICA - Making Mitt Romney go away…

After last night, Mitt Romney will be free to disappear back to his career as a rich white assclown..

After last night, Mitt Romney will be free to disappear back to his career as a rich white assclown..

THIS JUST IN: Polls show that Barack Obama won re-election by capturing 100 percent of the muppet vote…

THIS JUST IN: Polls show that Barack Obama won re-election by capturing 100 percent of the muppet vote…

CURRENT VEGAS LINE: 7 to 1 on a $10,000 bet that Mitt Romney absolutely did not have sex last night with this woman…

CURRENT VEGAS LINE: 7 to 1 on a $10,000 bet that Mitt Romney absolutely did not have sex last night with this woman…

Doesn’t Ann Coulter have to crawl back under that rock now?

Doesn’t Ann Coulter have to crawl back under that rock now?

BREAKING NEWS: Exit polls are reporting that millions of lazy mooching freeloaders and women in binders are showing up to vote…

BREAKING NEWS: Exit polls are reporting that millions of lazy mooching freeloaders and women in binders are showing up to vote…

ANOTHER REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: “Tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow.” – Mitt Romney, Nov. 5, 2012

ANOTHER REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: “Tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow.” – Mitt Romney, Nov. 5, 2012

ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: ”There are 47 percent of the people who who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. … My job is not to worry about those people.” - Mitt Romney

ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: ”There are 47 percent of the people who who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. … My job is not to worry about those people.” - Mitt Romney