Posts tagged religion
TODAY’S CHRISTMAS TIP FOR JEWS: Get some Christmas lights and spell out “JESUS WAS JEWISH” on the front of your house…
”The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts in pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons. … Republicans: The No. 1 reason the rest of the world thinks we’re deaf, dumb, and dangerous.”
—Garrison Keillor
“I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.” ― Bill Maher
Awesome Art Courtesy Of Donkey Hotey
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.” - Mark Twain
”Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and magic people. But convictions, nonetheless.” —Bill Maher
Straight Marriage, Gay Marriage, Red Marriage, Blue Marriage, From there to here, from here to there, stupid shit is everywhere…
The use of marijuana for religious purposes dates back to the second millennium B.C. and continues to this day.
The latest polls show that Republicans think Mitt Romney is electable. Obviously, to Republicans, the word “electable” means “a douchebag”…
Awesome art courtesy of mariopiperni
