Posts tagged romney
KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? - Gays, Blacks, Latinos, Women in Binders, Students, Veterans, Poor People, Dog Lovers, The Middle Class, Lazy Mooching Freeloaders and Marijuana are here to send a lying, pandering, corrupt, taxi-avoiding douche-weasel back to Planet Kolub…
THIS JUST IN: Polls show that Barack Obama won re-election by capturing 100 percent of the muppet vote…
CURRENT VEGAS LINE: 7 to 1 on a $10,000 bet that Mitt Romney absolutely did not have sex last night with this woman…
BREAKING NEWS: Exit polls are reporting that millions of lazy mooching freeloaders and women in binders are showing up to vote…
ANOTHER REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: “Tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow.” – Mitt Romney, Nov. 5, 2012
ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: ”There are 47 percent of the people who who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. … My job is not to worry about those people.” - Mitt Romney
ANOTHER REASON TO VOTE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY: “My view is that we don’t know what’s causing climate change on this planet.” - Mitt Romney
THIS JUST IN: Mitt Romney still supports the rape guy, the vaginal probe guy, the other rape guy and the racist guy…
MITT ROMNEY’S 5-POINT FRANKENSTORM PLAN: 1) Stash money. 2) Put money in binders. 3) Pray to money. 4) Lie about money. 5) Strap dog to roof.
Bill Maher’s Warning To Voters;
‘If the Mittmobile does roll into Washington it will be towing behind it the whole anti-intellectual anti-science freak show.’
