Posts tagged satire
BREAKING NEWS: American Airlines and US Airways are merging….because one huge crappy airline is so much better at sucking than two…
HOW TO BE A REPUBLICAN: If you never went to college, live in a trailer and own more than 10 guns, you too, can be a Republican…
TODAY’S CHRISTMAS TIP FOR JEWS: Get some Christmas lights and spell out “JESUS WAS JEWISH” on the front of your house…
Today is Thanksgiving. Although in some states it’s also called National Feed Your Big Fat Face Day…
THE CATCH-22 OF THE WEEK: Would you rather inhale a box of caulk-filled socks, or go see The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2?
No more Twinkies???? So, what are you going to feed your cat now?
It’s OK to celebrate Columbus Day but try not to get syphilis, rape, torture, enslave and kill tons of people and destroy an entire civilization…
