America’s Perfect Politician…
1. A person who practices politics.
“Politics” is derived from the words “poly” meaning “many”, and “tics” meaning “blood-sucking parasites.”
2. One who was perfected the art of lying.
3. A highly paid yes-man.
4. Corporate whore who fakes compassion to gain the trust of the general public. Often a complete fuckwit.
5. People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.
6. A dirty thieving cocksucker.
7. A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.
8. Trickster, highwayman, mugger, pick-pocket, sexually confused, conscience-free zone; possibly male or female, but likely to be lying about about it either way. intellectually stupid but with acute animal cunning. Knows only money thus major coporate-parties are able to slit the throats of generations yet to come without concern. In America, politicians are not so much ‘elected’ as ‘selected’. Often associated with child molestation, prostitution, murder, swindling, refuse, robbery, violence and fund raising bingo nights, when they put on a veneer of humanity. As false as the shine on Satan’s wings.
9. People that like to dance around in their underwear.
10. A bowel movement.