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FOX NEWS FLASH: Sarah Palin has parted ways with Fox News. In a related story, Palin has also parted ways with honesty, dignity, integrity, sanity, reality, reading, writing and a clue…

FOX NEWS FLASH: Sarah Palin has parted ways with Fox News. In a related story, Palin has also parted ways with honesty, dignity, integrity, sanity, reality, reading, writing and a clue…

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Today’s Moment Of Clarity - What About The Stupid People?

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"I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s." - Mark Twain

"I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s." - Mark Twain

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”Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and magic people. But convictions, nonetheless.” —Bill Maher

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Apparently, Florida ONLY arrests a white man for killing a black man after a 44 day media feeding frenzy…
Welcome To Racist Redneck Stupid-land…

Apparently, Florida ONLY arrests a white man for killing a black man after a 44 day media feeding frenzy…

Welcome To Racist Redneck Stupid-land…

That’s right, you’re looking at Yoenis Cristo Banos, who was arrested and jailed for a felony theft charge in Broward County, Florida. On the left? The silly gas-sucking system that got him there.

There are some criminal plans that are deceptively simple, and others that are just plain simple. Barnos’s was the latter. From what we gather, it was formulated something like this:

Step one: Roll up to gas station in suspicious-looking van outfitted with giant plastic tanks, generator.
Step two: Park suspicious-looking van directly over the underground vaults that hold gas station’s supply of gas.
Step three: Connect hoses to vaults, siphon gas into giant plastic tanks until police arrive.
Step four: Get arrested.

So, A+ for execution, Yoenis! He’d managed to slurp up 255 gallons—a value of about $1,020 on the thriving gasoline black market—before the gas station’s managers started to wonder why a suspicious-looking van with hoses coming out the side was parked in their lot.

Courtesy of BRIAN BARRETT

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

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Why Most Americans are Dumb and Uneducated…















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Bill Maher, makes his point how dumb,ignorant and uneducated the majority of Americans truly  are. And backs it up with actual facts. Of course, the morons who dislike and hate Bill Maher, are the same people who belong to that category of ignorant, embarrassing dummies…..

 


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