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BREAKING NEWS: Guns don’t kill people. Senate Republicans who voted down background checks & mental health screenings kill people…

BREAKING NEWS: Guns don’t kill people. Senate Republicans who voted down background checks & mental health screenings kill people…

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EXCLUSIVE REPORT: God to replace Pope Benedict XVI with a new Pope who probably isn’t a Nazi or a pedophile…

EXCLUSIVE REPORT: God to replace Pope Benedict XVI with a new Pope who probably isn’t a Nazi or a pedophile…

BREAKING NEWS: Cyber-terrorists have hacked into Donald Trump’s Twitter account, cutting off America’s primary supplier of douchebaggery…

BREAKING NEWS: Cyber-terrorists have hacked into Donald Trump’s Twitter account, cutting off America’s primary supplier of douchebaggery…

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BREAKING NEWS: The Today Show announces it’s new segment titled; “Where In The World Will Al Roker Crap His Pants Today?”…

BREAKING NEWS: The Today Show announces it’s new segment titled; “Where In The World Will Al Roker Crap His Pants Today?”…

CHRISTMAS PARTY WARNING: Consumption of alcohol can make you think that you are Santa Claus when you are not…

CHRISTMAS PARTY WARNING: Consumption of alcohol can make you think that you are Santa Claus when you are not…

Today’s Moment Of Clarity - What About The Stupid People?

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Dear Santa, for Christmas this year, could you please give Bill O’Reilly the gift of explosive diarrhea?…

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Bill Maher’s Warning To Voters;

‘If the Mittmobile does roll into Washington it will be towing behind it the whole anti-intellectual anti-science freak show.’

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Ask your doctor if Fox News is right for you…. *side effects may include; blinding headaches, nausea, vomiting, constipation, fatigue, ignorance, stupidity, racism, bigotry, hypocrisy and a big bag of dicks*…

Ask your doctor if Fox News is right for you…. *side effects may include; blinding headaches, nausea, vomiting, constipation, fatigue, ignorance, stupidity, racism, bigotry, hypocrisy and a big bag of dicks*…

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