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BREAKING NEWS: Jay Leno to leave “The Tonight Show” so that he can spend more time being annoying and unfunny with his family…

BREAKING NEWS: Jay Leno to leave “The Tonight Show” so that he can spend more time being annoying and unfunny with his family…

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BREAKING NEWS: The Today Show announces it’s new segment titled; “Where In The World Will Al Roker Crap His Pants Today?”…

BREAKING NEWS: The Today Show announces it’s new segment titled; “Where In The World Will Al Roker Crap His Pants Today?”…

UPDATE: In addition to Mariah Carey, the other “judges” on American Idol are Diva Plavalaguna (the blue singing alien from “Fifth Element”) and Cookie Monster…

UPDATE: In addition to Mariah Carey, the other “judges” on American Idol are Diva Plavalaguna (the blue singing alien from “Fifth Element”) and Cookie Monster…

“One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad”…
—- Sheldon Cooper
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Awesome Art Courtesy Of  Brad Phillips

“One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad”…

—- Sheldon Cooper

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Awesome Art Courtesy Of  Brad Phillips

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Why is there no show on TV where a gang of vapid, gold-digging skanks try to hustle some stupid rich guy?…



Awesome art courtesy of Scribbles-the-Scribe

Why is there no show on TV where a gang of vapid, gold-digging skanks try to hustle some stupid rich guy?…

Awesome art courtesy of Scribbles-the-Scribe

Oprah’s OWN network lays off 20% of it’s workers. Except the ones with cupcakes..
In a related story, after being fired by Oprah, Rosie O’Donnell says Oprah was “fair”. Obviously to Rosie, the word “fair” means “Satan”…Rosie did not have any cupcakes.



Awesome art courtesy of funkwood

Oprah’s OWN network lays off 20% of it’s workers. Except the ones with cupcakes..

In a related story, after being fired by Oprah, Rosie O’Donnell says Oprah was “fair”. Obviously to Rosie, the word “fair” means “Satan”…Rosie did not have any cupcakes.


Awesome art courtesy of funkwood

Jon Stewart Tells Fox News To “Shut The F*CK Up”

As the controversy over Rush Limbaugh’s inflammatory comments about Sandra Flukecontinues, Fox News is finding itself in somewhat of a dilemma, as Jon Stewart pointed out on Tuesday night’s “Daily Show.”

The conservative news network had the choice of either defending or condemning Limbaugh, who many in the GOP vocally support, but instead raised Bill Maher’s controversial Sarah Palin joke from last year as evidence that liberals are also guilty of irresponsible diatribes.

Stewart was perplexed by Fox’s diversionary tactics on the subject:

“So I guess by bringing up Bill Maher, Fox is saying, ‘So we’re even, right? Off-setting penalties. Let’s just say we all get back to what really matters to Americans: whether Obama is a Sunni or a Shi’ite.’”

Fox pundits went on to accuse comedians of having a liberal double standard, or as Michelle Malkin put it, “the humor card,” allowing them to say anything they want under the umbrella of comedy and entertainment. However, this argument lacks solid footing given the GOP’s defense of Limbaugh as merely “being absurd” and even Limbaugh’s own excuse for the Fluke comments as an “attempt to be humorous.”

As a comedian himself, Stewart obviously had strong feelings about this so-called hypocrisy:

“See here’s the other thing I’m sick and tired of about this comedian thing: nobody’s hiding behind comedy, and there are repercussions for what comedians say. When you’re doing it in a club, there are repercussions. Ask Michael Richards. Ask Tracy Morgan. If you do comedy on television, there are repercussions. Ask me.”

Courtesy of   for Huffington Post.

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Why Republicans Love Iowa and New Hampshire…..


Iowa and New Hampshire have long played a definitive role in presidential politics. Iowa kicks off the season, with the caucuses that Mitt Romney barely won last week. New Hampshire is fighting proud to be the first in the nation to vote every four years. In both major parties, the way candidates perform in these races determines much about who gets to compete moving forward—the establishment gels around a leader, the big money donors follow and the pressure goes up on everyone else to drop out. Colorlines.com’s Shani O. Hilton wrote last month about how distorting this can all be to national politics, because both states are incredibly unrepresentative of the nation as a whole. Here, Hatty Lee breaks it down visually in advance of tomorrow’s New Hampshire vote.


by Hatty Lee

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